WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Jaan Kenbrovin 6:03 Wed May 19
Re: Absurd plot devices
Impolite phone manners. It seems the world is littered with it, going by tv and film.

Saying goodbye doesn’t take long.

SecondOpinion 6:02 Wed May 19
Re: Absurd plot devices
sex scenes where the couple kiss for more than ten seconds before they fuck

TonkaToy 6:00 Wed May 19
Re: Absurd plot devices
Idiot thugs/henchmen who attack the hero one at a time, rather than all steaming in together.

zico 5:58 Wed May 19
Re: Absurd plot devices
Mike Oxsaw 5:51 Wed May 19

Always wore red!

SecondOpinion 5:53 Wed May 19
Re: Absurd plot devices
zico 5:48 Wed May 19
Re: Absurd plot devices

Good call! I'd forgotten about that bit. Love the film though

Mike Oxsaw 5:51 Wed May 19
Re: Absurd plot devices
Star Trek always had a Lieutenant Bitpart who's only role was to beam down with the landing party and get killed.

You'd have thought that by the second series...

cholo 5:50 Wed May 19
Re: Absurd plot devices
An archeologist and loads of men digging a massive hole in the desert, just a few feet away from a huge dig by nazis looking for the same thing, for hours, without getting caught for ages...

zico 5:48 Wed May 19
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SecondOpinion 5:37 Wed May 19

Yep, not a disguise mind you but the dead pilots shoes didn't fit!

cholo 5:47 Wed May 19
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SecondOpinion 5:43 Wed May 19

Hammer and Pickle 5:47 Wed May 19
Re: Absurd plot devices
Doing the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs - highly absurd.

wd40 5:44 Wed May 19
Re: Absurd plot devices
A good war film ! then a rooki joins and get the piss taken out of him and puts them at risk but always ends ups not dead.


Private Ryan and the tank film Fury
same story line.

SecondOpinion 5:43 Wed May 19
Re: Absurd plot devices
r

cholo 5:42 Wed May 19
Re: Absurd plot devices
People waking up on the beach after being knocked unconscious whilst escaping a shipwreck. Is that even possible? Surely you'd down?

SecondOpinion 5:37 Wed May 19
Re: Absurd plot devices
Castaway?? Tom Hanks film?

zico 5:28 Wed May 19
Re: Absurd plot devices
When the hero needs a disguise and the clothes from the fella he knocks out always fit. Indiana Jones and Castaway are the only two I remember that made a point of that.

SecondOpinion 5:11 Wed May 19
Re: Absurd plot devices
Downloading a file from a computer onto a memory stick........it always works and works fast

arsene york-hunt 4:53 Wed May 19
Re: Absurd plot devices
... or whe the car explodes the heroes have just got far enough away for the explosin not to kill them and are thrown in the air with a background of huge flames.

arsene york-hunt 4:50 Wed May 19
Re: Absurd plot devices
When an on/off love affair raeches a climax, the woman decides to fuck off . The bloke chases after her and in a crowded public place, he swears his undying love, or proposes. When she says yes, the crowd start clapping..

Westside 4:40 Wed May 19
Re: Absurd plot devices
Lost count recently, of the number of times in dramas, a supporting character, who has to be killed off, to develop the plot, is run over. Purportedly accidentally.

As soon as I see such a character near a road or a pavement, I'm expecting a splat.

Was watching something yesterday (won't say the series name, to avoid spoilers). It made a pleasant change, when the supporting character didn't get run over, but got shot through the head.

Darby_ 4:36 Wed May 19
Re: Absurd plot devices
Women fainting. A great plot device that lasted from the Victorian era to the action movies in the 80s. Now sadly restricted to Bollywood films.

Northern Sold 4:29 Wed May 19
Re: Absurd plot devices
Ooooh great shout with the white horse in Never Ending Story.... very trumatic... that and Limahls fucking shocking barnet

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